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(218): Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner (x)
Apr 3, 2014 / 18 notes

(218): Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner (x)


(621): You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think “Husband drunkly pees all over floors” is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now. (x)
Mar 30, 2014 / 18 notes

(621): You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think “Husband drunkly pees all over floors” is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now. (x)

Jan 30, 2014

Apologies for my ongoing absence! As you may or may not already know, I have been having ongoing computer troubles, and currently I have no computer with Photoshop on it to make any more texts :(

However, I will take submissions! and I’ve been saving up more texts to use later when I get my computer situation settled and I will accept suggestions for those too! Hit up the Submit and Ask boxes for that :)

In the meantime, why don’t you take a look at solrosan's translation of Chess på Svenska? That production has shown up a lot here, because there’s just so much in there to take screencaps of. (Drunk Florence will never not be funny but unfortunately I have a quota.) 

Best to all of you!


(570): Can I use your baby to go shoplifting? (x)
Nov 27, 2013 / 9 notes

(570): Can I use your baby to go shoplifting? (x)


(801): I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials. (x)
Oct 30, 2013 / 3 notes

(801): I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials. (x)


(630): At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed “hey, don’t touch what you can’t afford sunshine!” (x)submitted by arqueete
Oct 27, 2013 / 60 notes

(630): At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed “hey, don’t touch what you can’t afford sunshine!” (x)
submitted by arqueete


(412): Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts. (x)
Oct 16, 2013 / 8 notes

(412): Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts. (x)


(650): got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around (x)
Oct 13, 2013 / 16 notes

(650): got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around (x)


(425): I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me. (x)submitted by arqueete
Oct 6, 2013 / 18 notes

(425): I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me. (x)
submitted by arqueete


(406): Needless to say, she forgave him, they’re back together, and I’m seriously considering having a lesbian year. (x)
Sep 17, 2013 / 10 notes

(406): Needless to say, she forgave him, they’re back together, and I’m seriously considering having a lesbian year. (x)